Today we were treated to this nasty note stuck to a piece of our mail:
It reads: "If you do not want to pay postage due on an item then return the item unopened. Your request to just return the item is an unreasonable expectation. I have over 2,100 people on this route. I can't remember each little request--let's follow postal rules--either pay the postage due or give the item back to me. You can't keep it and not pay. Thanks Mailman Dave"
Over 2,100 people but he still has time to write notes.
I'm starting to wonder if we should activate our alarm system. He does, afterall, know where we live.