Thursday, April 28, 2011

Costanza's Wallet and the Janitor's Keys

Remember George Costanza's wallet that made him sit on a tilt? Jon doesn't sit on a tilt but that's only because he doesn't store his morbidly obese wallet in his back pocket. He uses a front pocket instead. Like George, he claims he needs everything in it.

How 'bout those keys? I guess bishops are like janitors, they need a key to all the locks. But does he really need them all on a daily basis? That's a lot of extra weight to be carrying around.

But with the keys in one pocket and the wallet in the other, I suppose he feels quite balanced. Weighted, yes, but balanced.

4 comments:

Jonathan said...

Hey, I need everything in my wallet...

well... maybe not the now defunct Blockbuster membership card... and well maybe not the Famous Footwear rewards card, (but that could come in handy if I even buy another pair of shoes there.) I guess I'll keep it!

:)

Emily said...

Jim is the worst with his wallet- keeps way too many receipts! And he keeps it in his back pocket, how can that even be comfortable? Keys...well, Jim does have a magic master key for the church which is nice, but he's also has a separate ring for work keys and a couple different ones for garage or whatever. I think it's annoying, but maybe better than a monster keyring :)

Amy Jones said...

Simply awesome! :)

Craythorn Family said...

They are called the keys to the kingdom and where would he be without his man purse~condensed to mini size.